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A SPEECH BY THE PRESIDENT-ELECT

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A SPEECH BY THE PRESIDENT-ELECT

Postby nkay » Tue May 08, 2007 10:26 am

YOUR PRESIDENT ELECT IN ACTION


Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijerians por ze goodwill messages.

I want to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze Pederal
Refublic of Naijerians. But I received ze most imfortant botes prom
Fresident Obasanjo and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze
winner of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze Pederal Refublic of
Naijerians. Nagode to Obasanjo and nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri
imfortant suffort.

Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stability in
Naijerians. I will now ask all ze depeated fresidential candidates to
join me in a gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my priends
like Atiku, General Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament.

I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC.
Fresident Obasanjo
should not worry about my gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until
apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari
will be in charge of ze ministry of War Against Indiscifline.

My fipul, ze task bepore us is a great one, walahi talahi.
I don't know
where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consultation
with all ze emirs and imams.

I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis
sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, inshallah.

One Naijerians, one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul.

Umaru Yar'Adua
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Postby chizor » Tue May 08, 2007 10:49 am

VERY FUNNY.!LOL!!
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A SPEECH BY THE PRESIDENT-ELECT

Postby Omar » Tue May 08, 2007 10:49 am

Nkay check the thread JOKES
It is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that shows mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby nkay » Tue May 08, 2007 11:35 am

Aww, sorry dear, I no see am oh!!! Chai! Plagarism.
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Postby sandy » Tue May 08, 2007 11:51 am

AWW, IN FEB. I WAS AT A WORKSHOP IN ABUJA, AND MOST OF MY COURSE MATES WERE HAUSA. I WAS SO AMAZED @ D PATHER INSTEAD OF FATHER, PISH INSTEAD OF FISH N CURRENT APPAIRS INSTEAD OF AFFAIRS 8O TONGUE. THAT WAS WHEN THEIR TONGUE SYNDROME REALLY HIT ME. MEANWHILE SOME OF THEM ARE MORE EXPERIENCED, OLDER N EXPOSED THAN I AM, SO I DIDNT XPECT SUCH FROM THEM, BUT.....
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Postby weruche » Tue May 08, 2007 6:47 pm

Did this speech happen? :?
...but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind and reaching forward to what lies ahead, I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus. ( Phil. 3: 13-14)
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Postby igoloa » Tue May 08, 2007 11:18 pm

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 very funny :D
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Postby dubem » Tue May 08, 2007 11:25 pm

I think its purely for entertainment
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Postby weruche » Tue May 08, 2007 11:28 pm

oh, ok!
...but this one thing I do, forgetting those things which are behind and reaching forward to what lies ahead, I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus. ( Phil. 3: 13-14)
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Postby sandy » Wed May 09, 2007 5:57 am

OF COURSE GIRLIE, IT DIDNT HAPPEN :!:
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Postby chizor » Wed May 09, 2007 6:09 am

weruche wrote:Did this speech happen? :?


chai! werucheeeeeeeeee!! how that kain speech go take happen now? :P
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Postby uluisrare » Wed May 09, 2007 6:14 am

snr dubem, speech dey happen? :-D :wink: :lol:
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Postby dubem » Wed May 09, 2007 9:14 am

is it speeched, abi is it spoken my dear? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tell me naaaaa :o
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